Dakota Johnson jokes about her two failed relationships with musicians as Taylor Swift joins her on SNL 😂🔥

Dakota Johnson jokes about her two failed relationships with musicians as Taylor Swift joins her on SNL 😂🔥

Dakota Johnson has got people talking after turning her recent heartbreaks into comedy on Saturday Night Live.

The actress, who hosted the show on Saturday night, brought her close friend Taylor Swift into her opening monologue — and the two friends wasted no time dragging Dakota’s love life.

Introducing Taylor as her “therapist,” Dakota joked about how the singer supposedly listens to her relationship problems before revealing that she had gone through “two very public, very lame breakups with two very awesome musicians.”

And then came the savage part…

“Looking for a third,” Dakota joked. 😂

The Fifty Shades of Grey star was previously in a long-term relationship with Coldplay frontman Chris Martin, before later being linked to musician Role Model.

Taylor also reminded the audience that Dakota’s birthday was coming at midnight, and the actress was later surprised with a birthday cake at the end of the show.

The two have been enjoying plenty of attention lately. Dakota also starred alongside Colin Farrell in Taylor’s latest music video, which premiered at the 2026 MTV Video Music Awards.

Taylor directed the video herself and also made history at the VMAs after becoming the artist with the most VMA awards.

But honestly, after two musician breakups, Dakota saying “looking for a third” has to be the funniest part. 😂

Do you think Dakota should give musicians another chance, or is it time to date outside the music industry? 👀

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